i’m clean now. off the weed, blow, xanax, tequila, and other hollywood night traps.
i’m in rehab now, writing the cheebblaster 2.0.
sitting in the bed next to me, is a famous celeb detoxing from opiates.
she is pretty.
the night before I went to rehab, i was in silverlake eating sushi at KANDO. I suggest the hamachi. In walked a famous hollywood blogger, he spilled my saki all over my $198 jeans. I broke his face. The cops showed up and searched me. They found my script. Now I’m fucked. At the police station, they ask me “your the one putting them stickers everywhere”. I shook my head. And they took my fingerprints.
The cops took my cheeb. And they erased my blast. The original site was removed and the content that was confiscated could incriminate many night trap swingers.
So now I build. Check back daily to see my second coming.
